OK, I didn’t really interview Tony.
Here’s the idea. I hire Tyler Fischer who does a brilliant Fauci imitation to play Fauci in the “interview” scripted below. We promote it to go viral.
The idea is to use humor to wake people up as this is one of the “tricks” to break the mass formation we are in.
Here’s the first draft of the script. Let me know what you think.
Wow Tony. I gotta be honest. I never thought you’d accept my offer.
Hey, a million bucks for 10 minutes? How could anyone turn that down! I’m not stupid.
I see you are wearing a disguise. That wasn’t part of the deal!
Look, the terms of your bet were just that I answered your questions honestly. So I decided to disguise my face so I look like that comedian… Tyler Fischer. That way, I have plausible deniability. I can simply claim it wasn’t me in the interview and it was just Tyler Fischer impersonating me. So I can fully meet the terms of your bet without any damage to my reputation. As you know from reading Bobby Kennedy’s book, I’m a pro at getting what I want while still technically meeting the terms of the deal.
Indeed you are. OK, well since I can’t revoke the bet, let’s get started. Did you fund the gain-of-function research that led to the SARS-CoV-2 outbreak?
Duh. Jon Stewart revealed the whole thing on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in June 2021. The funny thing is he was telling the truth. Everyone thought he was joking.
Yeah, I saw that episode. I know what you mean. I thought he was telling the truth, but most people thought he was joking. So is the vaccine safe?
Are you kidding me? Hell no! I’d never take it. I got a saline shot. The vaccine has killed… oh I’d guess around 400,000 Americans and permanently disabled an equivalent amount. You know that because it matches your estimates. But nobody’s ever going to figure that out because we’ve trained everyone to believe that the vaccines are “safe and effective.” And we paid the fact checkers to discredit your analysis with bullshit statements like “correlation doesn’t imply causation.” The deal is that when people die after vaccination, it’s always from a cardiac arrest, brain hemorrhage, pulmonary embolism, multiple organ failure, or something else. Because there isn’t a single telltale cause of death, every single one of these deaths can simply be written off as coincidence, not related to the vaccine. There are only a few pathologists like Peter Schirmacher and Dr. Arne Burkhardt who know how to do a proper autopsy and have the right tests, enough time, and the skills. When that happens, we just ignore them. Nobody in the US has even heard of Schirmacher. Sure, he’s one of the world’s top pathologists, but nobody knows that. So they ignored him when he said 40% of the deaths after vaccination in the cases he looked at were likely caused by the vaccine. For autopsies done by coroners, we ignore them like we did in the case of Joseph Keating. It works. This is the biggest con job in American history, it’s done in plain sight right in front of the medical community and the mainstream media, and nobody is asking any questions. Do you understand how stupid people are? I mean take the case of Maddie de Garay. She was a perfectly healthy 12-year-old who was in the Pfizer clinical trial. The vaccine destroyed her life. She’s a quadriplegic now. But we told Pfizer to report it as abdominal pain and everyone at the FDA and CDC looked the other way. And the mainstream press asked no questions. They are as dumb as a doornail. Fraud right under their noses, and even after that asshole Senator Ron Johnson tried to get press coverage on the injury, we had the story killed everywhere. The rates of myocarditis are 1 in 100 in schools which is a fucking train wreck, but there isn’t a single school that is saying anything about it. They are all chickshit to say anything. Steve, I’ll be honest with you, I didn’t think I could pull this off, but I did. I created the virus and then led the effort to ensure that the response would be ineffective so that I could make billions of dollars on this for the next 10 years. They are so dumb that they may never figure this out. Even if you show them this video, they won’t believe it.
OK, so the vaccine isn’t safe. You’ve admitted that. Is it effective?
Yeah. If it doesn’t kill you, there will be some immunity benefit since your body will know how to recognize the spike protein. There was a paper from Denmark showing the immunity against Omicron lasts for around 30 days or so. After that, if you don’t get boosted, you’ll be left in an immune compromised state that is worse than if you didn’t take the vaccine at all. That’s called “negative” vaccine efficacy. So we basically after the first booster, people are forced to get vaccinated every month because there is no way out because their immune system is so fucked up by then. It’s like a heroin addiction; once you start, you can’t stop. The mandates kick start the whole process. We tell people it’s all about herd immunity. We never tell them that creating an effective vaccine against an RNA virus is nearly impossible because the virus mutates too quickly. But by the time they figure this out, it will be too late… people will be on their fourth booster and by then, their immune system will be shot to hell and we’ll be able to sell protection against everything. There will be no way out. We spent a long time planning this. This isn’t my first rodeo, as you know from reading Kennedy’s book. I’ve been at this a long time, but this time it’s working perfectly.